Giant Turban Farm

Far out! They are building a farm!

Out at sea!

to grow giant turbans!

Enough to power one in every three of London’s homes!

We don’t get it but it sounds great!

Jesus does want you for a sunbeam.

“Its like there’s a big electric church up in the sky”

Jimi Hendrix said that. And he was right – churches have south-facing roofs (cos they have to point east) – which means they get the most sun shining on them, which means they’re great places for solar panels. Which means Watt? exactly.

St Peter’s Church in Lewisham is one of the latest to get with the program. Hell, they’ve gone and installed a pellet burning heating system too. Jesus!